Pinkerton, Here Are the Three Things that Will Get You Fired

When I became a Media Planner my first planning job was on a packaged goods business and on the first day my Group Director, Drew Burke, asked me into his office to tell me about my accounts. Drew was, and I'm sure still is, known for his no nonsense style which I always appreciated because you knew what was expected of you and where you stood against those expectations every minute; ad many of the things I learned from him still I hear in my head and use to guide me to this day.

On that day one of the things he told me was "Pinkerton, there are three ways to get fired here immediately"

1) Make a stupid mistake on your plan or billing and go over budget by even 10 cents without telling me or Michelle (the Media Supervisor) so that we can fix it together before it becomes a problem for our client.

2) Being late on due dates to anyone -- anyone at the client, anyone at the agency, anyone at the media -- without telling them you are going to be late in advance. And "anyone" means "everyone" including the cleaning lady.

3) No double spotting on your Television plans. "If I or anyone sees a double spot on the same program and you don't have a reason for it: you are gone, because you just cost the client a hell of a lot more than you are going to make this year or ever because you are done in this business. So ,If you are home and watching even the six thousandth Gilligan's Island rerun and you see your spot run twice, don't even bother coming in the next day"

Well I was over budget once and told Michelle and we sorted it. I was never late on a due date, And, I would stay up for two nights running looking at my pre-buys to make sure my clients weren't double spotted without some good, but very rare, reason like the quarter-hour turn over in the program's audience was so high we weren't overly building frequency or burn out; or you were taking spots out of the hands of the competition particularly as they were trying to launch a new product or the creative was actually episodic and was meant to run as part of a "story".

Recently, I have been noticing double spotting on the rise and it doesn't seem to be part of a strategy to do so and all I can hear every time is "you just cost the client a hell of a lot more than you are going to make this year or ever".

Just in the past several days since I started taking notes for this article here are some examples not only of double spotting but why the next day the Planner wouldn't have rationale for Drew:

- Jimmy Dean, 2 spots in a half hour on a program about truffled risotto. I used to like that Sun Guy and thought it was brilliant creative, and in fact still do, but the :15's don't have the narrative arc the :30's do and they are really are getting super burned out. Not to mention, I'm not sure how many people are going to be thinking about sausage while they are slicing up their more-expensive-than-gold fungus and even if they were, I think there might be a good chance they might buy something a little more premium than JD -- that is if, of course, if they could find you. Note to JD, you aren't carried in nine out of the ten high-end supermarkets at which the viewers of that program shop, it might not be the best program to run at all, much less two spots in a half hour.

- Lexus - 3 spots in a half hour. In their defence it was two different pieces of creative and they are trying to target a young audience that is almost never on Television and the program is one of the few places to reach them and Lexus spots can be pretty entertaining.

Well the old spots were, these were the new spots.


Seriously? Lexus what happened to your creative? The new IS spots have one guessing if one is watching the latest from Heineken or another of those trying-oh-so-hard ads from the Cosmopolitan Hotel in Vegas only to find out it's...surprise...for an automobile and oh... double surprise...it's Lexus. I understand that you are trying to reach a younger market but becoming more sophomoric about your messaging and dragging your whole brand down isn't the way to do it. I don't think the Germans have anything to be worried about this year.

- Toviaz - twice in the same pod; oh then again twice in the next pod as well. Ok, there might be some logic in making sure that they didn't miss anyone who had to run out to the potty during the break, but then doing the same thing in the next break? Hmmm, this must be a serious problem to have to go to the toilette four times in the space of 20 mins.

- GE, 3 spots in one hour, granted they were different executions and the program is one of the few places to reach anyone able to buy your stock or to pass regulations on you -- but we got it -- you build a lot of stuff that people use everyday and you are always looking to improve.

It is concerning to me, that in this age of addressable advertising or at least the promise of it, that in the age of the GRP, SOV, and Effective Frequency we would somehow be more nurturing of the budget and the clients spend than today in the Age of Algorithms.

Perhaps its because ratings have become so low that to achieve GRP goals brands have to saturate their message in the only places in which their audience is (which means we should probably rethink GRP goals), or maybe the algorithm that was supposed to control for this needs to be...well..rewritten. Or maybe its because we are more concerned with quantity over quality-- but, whatever the case, the clients don't need to be spending as much as they are and as Media Planners it's our jobs to make sure they don't.

Facebook to Advertisers We Have Video...But!!

It has been all the talk for the past 48 hours. Facebook will now take video (insert excited gasp here) and advertisers will be able to target the video based on people's Facebook profile and behaviors. (insert an even more excited gasp here). Could it be the Holy Grail? A massive audience that will be directly addressable on more personal data and behaviors than we have ever had before?

Kind of.

As everyone is now reading the small print, this is starting to look less like the Grail and more like a Solo cup.

-Basically the videos are going to interrupt the FB experience. Yep, grandma is going to have to watch that ad before she can catch up on what little Liza did today.

-Oh, and one has to spend a million dollars as minimum table stakes to run a campaign.

-Oh, and Facebook has to approve the creative. Not the standard making-sure-there-isn't too much-violence-bad-words-hatred-or-even-worse (insert another gasp) nudity. No, the approval will have to meet Facebook's creative standards which are looking right now will be pretty much whatever they say they are. So if your ad is too boring, well sorry not going to run on Facebook my friend.

I have never been a fan of Facebook personally. I never really liked something that seemed to have been built on all the bad elements of High School.

And, I haven't been a fan professionally. I have yet to see anything return anything close to ROI, and just what is the value of a "like" that has been paid for? I can tell you, not much. We have seen that those people who had to get paid for the "like" just moved on to the next "like" and the next payment.

Since Facebook has started to accept advertising they seem to me like the pilot that can't get out of a Death Spiral. Everything they do just seems to makes the spiral worse, and one just wants to scream out "take your hand off the throttle, and roll out of the spin" but they just do the opposite and the spiral just gets worse and worse.

-Do they really think Grandma is going to wait 15 or 30 seconds to catch up on what little Liza did today?

-How many advertisers have $1million in unused budget? Well, that would be CPG's, Beer, Autos; in other words the categories that produce most of the yawn-producing creative in the business. And, who wants to sit through one of those before finding out if the party is on tonight or not?

-Finally, what agency is going to come back to Facebook, if they say "hey, I couldn't stop yawning at your commercial it took you two million to produce, can you spice it up a little?"

This is all on top of the fact that Facebook is already becoming irrelevant for teens and pre-teens.

We recently did a focus group for a brand wherein not one of the participants uses Facebook unless they have to to keep parents and grandparents caught up.

The teens thought it too slow, a Disneyland for bullies and stalkers, and well.. just irrelevant; as one of them put it "Why use FB? I mean nobody is on there, except my mom. I just use Snapchat, and Instagram and Pinterest, and text with my real friends."

In marketing I don't think there are any worse words than "that's what my mom is doing".

So FB has now become the "mom thing".

And now it's now going to be harder for mom to do her mom thing, because she is going to have to watch your pre-FB-approved ad before she does it.

Doesn't seem to be the ground breaking product well all thought it was 24 hours ago and is just going to feed what I believe is a very inauspicious future for Facebook.

Biggest Problem Facing Digital Today

Calum Lennon (isn't that the coolest name in the world?) from Smart Business Show asked a Digital and Social marketing group in which I participate to begin a discussion by "explaining the biggest problem facing digital today in one word".  

Around the group we went

"Viral"
"ROI"
"Strategy"
"Privacy"
"Effectiveness"
"Trendy"

We were asked to explain why our words represented the challenges 

Viral - It is difficult to control how and where your communications or brand will appear and be
thought about.

ROI - Still difficult to understand true ROI and most campaigns and do it quickly enough to affect all of the outcomes

Strategy - Strategy seems to be getting thrown out because it can be measured

Privacy -  We have to understand the real concerns many people have about privacy and address them before they are legislated.

Effectiveness -  How do we know what is "effective", are we building brands or just selling products and everything is ephemeral?

Trendy -  Trendy was my word and while I general agree with much of what my colleagues said and those specific concerns. I'm mostly concerned with something more general; I'm concerned with our industry's raising Digital to it's new exalted position.  I feel that way not because I think Digital isn't an important channel but because I think it is... let me explain.

We in marketing/advertising get hypnotized by our own spin. You can't really blame us we are really good at spin but "Digital" is one of our new spin words along with "Big Data".

Remember Optimizers? Remember Cable versus Network and how nobody would watch network TV anymore? how about Econometric Modeling? 360 degree communications? Salience?  Those were the next big things and silver bullet to marketing at one point.

You can't read more than three agencies' websites without them mentioning they have "digital at their core" even if they are the most traditional agencies in the business.

Honestly I don't, and never have, understand the digital divide.  The more division the worse for everyone in our industry.

It used to be that "Digital" was pushed out of the conversation and relegated to a percentage, a very small percentage, of the media budget.

Now, it is the opposite. You can't have one conversation without everyone saying they are more "digital-focused" than the next guy and that Television is dead, et cetera and we need to add display, programmatic, search and so on and so on.

Channels have to be thought about holistically as they relate to the consumer

-- Television isn't dead. The way we receive it might be, but not the concept

-- Print isn't dead. The way we receive it might be, but not the concept

-- Radio isn't dead, The way we receive it might be, but not the concept

-- Direct isn't dead. The way we receive it might, but not the concept

-- CRM isn't dead, that way we receive it might be, but not the concept.

"Digital" is a delivery channel that's it. Yes, it is and will continue to change how we communicate. But, anyone who wants to be an asset to their clients' and their company needs has understand and master every communications channel and base their communications palette based on the consumer.

We need to get over thinking about communicating in digital channels and start thinking about how we communicate in a digital world.

It's kind of like standing in front of a machine gun and telling the guy next to you aren't going to get shot because you are wearing purple and he is wearing yellow.

You are both in front of the machine gun. The gunner doesn't care what color you are wearing. you are just in front of his gun and he is about to pull the trigger.

The biggest problem for digital today is that we call it DIGITAL.